windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.