Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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