Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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