Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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