A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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