No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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