I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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