Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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