that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
COCAINE IS GR8
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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