You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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