I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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