forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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