this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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