I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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