i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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