I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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