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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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