Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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