Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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