so explain again why im purple
no
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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