Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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