Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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