Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
