Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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