He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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