spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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