he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
