Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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