I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I supernannyed him into submission
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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