did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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