I just made out with a guy for $7.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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