Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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