My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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