I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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