I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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