I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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