great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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