I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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