It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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