You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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