Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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