We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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