Where did you get a picture of my penis
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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