Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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