I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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