hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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