I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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