Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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