okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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