I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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