I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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