their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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