Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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