Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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