I need help removing her.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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