You're completely useless in the revolution.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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