Having a random hookup so left but love u
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
