honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize