So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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